Welcome Brethren, to the North Weston Ministerial Congregation of the Holy Blessed Virgin, Antiochal Baptist Church, led by Pastor Bob, who just got his Ordainment license down at the county clerk’s office and would love to bless you for chipping in $1.25 to handle the costs of that, and post-service congregational lunch buffet down at Denny’s. All donations are tax deductible.

To be fair, not all of these traps are easy to get out of or circumvent.