Every lose a cell phone ? Damn that shit hurts, I did once and today, almost ran one over while taking a bike ride at night. That thing was lit up like a billboard and I could not miss it. So I slowed down and picked it up. Knowing somebodys life was FUBAR. So doing so, I did not have my cheater glasses so I couldn't see shit. So I looked around and saw the local BODEGA.
At this point I figured this is my best bet and headed over. Never been inside , however, the place was beaming and PACKED ! The community saw the door open and a giant white dude stepped inside and they welcomed me so ! I immediately smiled and reciprocated and asked if anyone had lost a phone . . . .
Damn, did that place light up !!! They had all gathered HERE to help find the lost phone and here it is. I just walk through the door!!
They were super cool, called the phone as I held it , it RANG !!! ta da , problem solved man . They and I were super pumped man, had no Idea it would lead to this, next thing, cars are pulling in and more cars pulling in and now we have a celebration and the community jjust showed out man. They brought food and beer and music and the whole deal.
I have never been so honored to feed back a lost item or such. WOW, the local community, that I never knew existed is fantastic, they know who I am now, and I am going to a few parties this weekend and they are really the best ! MAGA !!!
If it were, then instead of saying 'man', it would have said 'problem solved computer' and 'the community just showed out computer!'
jk...I have no clue whether things are AI or not any more