39 Subway Names Diddy As New Spokesman (babylonbee.com) posted 1 year ago by ashlanddog 1 year ago by ashlanddog +39 / -0 Subway Names Diddy As New Spokesman U.S. — The Subway sandwich franchise has excitedly announced its newest spokesman, Sean "Diddy" Combs. 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I should mention that I got horrific food poisoning at Subway. It was their "Spicy Italian" sandwich.
"I should mention that I got horrific food poisoning at Subway. "
...you needed to get "extra oil"...
Everything came out through my mouth into the bathtub. And I had to do that twice.
My ribs were super sore from all the dry heaving afterwards.
We're talking about some of the most ruthless e-coli known to man.
"Everything came out through my mouth into the bathtub."
...the "extra oil" would have provided needed lubrication...
It was under intense high pressure. I didn't know my body could do that. Amazing.