BREAKING!!!!!! This Information is Absolutely Breaking!!!!! You Must READ!!! Breaking!!! Don't You Realize???? IT'S BREAKING!!!!!
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Trust me. It's absolutely breaking news that a lot of the breaking content that is labeled BREAKING is not necessarily breaking, but it can be reasonably labeled BREAKING to break your attention, so that it's breaking!!!!
Full breaking use of multiple breaking exclamation marks, heck, that's also totally breaking!!!! Like, Breaking!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this breaking matter.
you have been reported for having a sense of humor...
How about a sense of irony?
ok, will report you for that as well...
kek
Huh? What? Problem? Oh ShitPost, carry on. šš
Must be Chinesium Irony , American Irony don't break !
Iām going to make a sword out of all that iron.
Boom!!!!
You have been reported and are on double secret probation for
TWO WEEKS!!!
damn, dean wormer...
fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
kek
My advice is to start drinking... heavily...