Could Cankles be a major part of a worldwide crime ring that is killing people (otherwise known as Cankle-cide)? Nah! Must be just a conspiracy theory.
Could Cankles have been getting paid by Deep Staters in other countries for U.S. military secrets? Nah! Must be just a conspiracy theory.
Oh wait...Aren't all the conspiracy theories turning out to be true?
She was selling secrets through that server.
You have to wonder how the Clintons and Obamas got so incredibly rich. There was no legitimate source of that kind of income.
No one ever asks because they all do it.