Could Cankles be a major part of a worldwide crime ring that is killing people (otherwise known as Cankle-cide)? Nah! Must be just a conspiracy theory.
Could Cankles have been getting paid by Deep Staters in other countries for U.S. military secrets? Nah! Must be just a conspiracy theory.
Oh wait...Aren't all the conspiracy theories turning out to be true?
All valid questions, and I'd like to add one more: Why did Comey hold that last-minute press conference discussing her server/emails when he's also DS?