Local pizza delivery drivers began noticing they could anticipate "big news" 72 hours in advance, by upticks in orders to government buildings. The pattern held across multiple military operations, as documented by TIME magazine in 1990.
"We know. Absolutely. Pentagon orders doubled up the night before the Panama attack; same thing happened before the Grenada invasion. Last Wednesday, we got a lot of orders, starting around midnight. We figured something was up."
Lol, of course the Pentagon denies. But then any lard-arse would deny ordering pizza en masse. So embarrassing.
Pentagon Pizza Index - Real-Time Military Tension Indicator | PizzINT https://share.google/N4w7nmGIoYbPG0lHM
1970s-1980s: SOVIET "PIZZINT" DOCTRINE
Might as well.
1983-1989: PATTERN VALIDATION PHASE
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Lol, of course the Pentagon denies. But then any lard-arse would deny ordering pizza en masse. So embarrassing.
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