Agreed

“Son, I’d like for you to marry both my daughters.”

“I can’t do that sir, that’s bigamy!”

“No, that’s big o’ me!”

You know if they mocked it there’s something there, I’m amicable with your point. There’s also that the wisest man in all history had quite a few wives. Of course that same action brought down the kingdom, too, but that was also because he brought in foreign women.

As was noted, to anyone brave enough to try, proceed with caution and our prayers are with you!