A cute Lefty just knocked on my door in her pink Planned Parenthood shirt and blue hair, talking about their public Outreach fundraiser program, I guess they need that money now. I decided to listen to her for about 20 seconds only because she was cute. After 20 seconds I told her if you weren't cute I would have told you to get the f#*k off my porch 20 seconds ago!!!
Ring video https://ring.com/share/8f854fa2-c045-4279-8caf-a85eeecb346c
Listen close the volume kind of sucks
Good thing you didn't have your glasses on ...she was fugly.
u/#catdance
Lol thank you for being that guy