As Shutdown Continues, Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs
(babylonbee.com)
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This is what happens when you can no longer look at porn for eight hours while drawing GS-12 pay.
" look at porn for eight hours while drawing GS-12 pay."
u/#howl
WW-Z they live. 😮😭
"WW-Z they live. 😮😭"
...I will need some help at the barbed wire/Louisville Slugger concession...
Would that be with bats & helmets???? Or are those optional????
Inquiring minds want to know!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" Would that be with bats & helmets????"
...doggy winks...
Remember that meme video of the government workers on the escalator?
"Remember that meme video of the government workers on the escalator?"
...classic...
Looks like Fremont Street
This part is gold... "It's much better to just hunker down in your house and only go out to the grocery stores to get food in the period between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., when they're accustomed to sleep," said another resident.
At publishing time, ecologists had measured a significant drop in the numbers of feral government employees on the streets after a new Netflix series was released."