Yes, AlGore was super serial about saving us all from ManBearPig, but when years went by with nary a sighting I began to wonder . . . Could it be this man was a huge sack of poo gas? Was everything he said about ManBearPig just a bunch of hooey? Every winter there has been snow on the ground with no ManBearPig tracks anywhere to be seen, and every year there have been more polar bears in the arctic, which means ManBearPig didn't go up there to eat them. In warmer regions rich eco-warriors built mansions right on the ocean, apparently with no fear at al that ManBearPig would be raising the water level anytime soon. It baffles me that with such a conclusive absence of ManBearPig sightings for so many years, people still believe in it. There is only one thing it could be: People are coming out of colleges stupider than when they went in, and I'm being super serial.