Real easy. You go down to the Welfare office and apply, especially if you have multiple children. You claim minimal child support or minimal earnings. Have a friend write you a "rent receipt" for a rental payment you never made, or have them state that they pay your rent for you. You never pay your utilities, even when the bills are over $5000 and if they threaten to shut them off, you call and scream at them and then agree to a $20.00 a month payment plan the you will stop paying after a few months.
You have multiple bank accounts, and have one with less than $100 in it to show to the government when they ask about your assets. You claim that you don't have a car, but walk out the door to hop in your new Maserati.
When you get called on your lies you just keep repeating them. If they deny you this week, just apply again next week with different money amounts until you "qualify". Don't worry. The Welfare workers are supposed to bend over backwards and do everything they can to qualify you without you having to make you oververify any of your statements. Go on, ask me how I know.
How do people get all this free shit
Because a dem has helped them. Behind all the free shit is a democrat handing out other people's money like candy.
Vote democrat.
Real easy. You go down to the Welfare office and apply, especially if you have multiple children. You claim minimal child support or minimal earnings. Have a friend write you a "rent receipt" for a rental payment you never made, or have them state that they pay your rent for you. You never pay your utilities, even when the bills are over $5000 and if they threaten to shut them off, you call and scream at them and then agree to a $20.00 a month payment plan the you will stop paying after a few months.
You have multiple bank accounts, and have one with less than $100 in it to show to the government when they ask about your assets. You claim that you don't have a car, but walk out the door to hop in your new Maserati.
When you get called on your lies you just keep repeating them. If they deny you this week, just apply again next week with different money amounts until you "qualify". Don't worry. The Welfare workers are supposed to bend over backwards and do everything they can to qualify you without you having to make you oververify any of your statements. Go on, ask me how I know.