Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff
TEHRAN β At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker with a cardboard cutout of Baywatch star David Hasselhoff.
Donβt hassle the Hoff
"Donβt hassle the Hoff"
...ol Kit was a neat set of wheels...
...welcome to Kayfabe-ville Patriot...
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I thought it would be Braden Peters
If he really is gay, then assign him to a rooftaop with some faith