Chuck Norris Dead at 86.
— 𝓦𝓦𝓖1𝓦𝓖𝓐 —
When Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, he tracked down Nothing and killed it first.
Death once tried to collect his soul... Chuck roundhouse-kicked the Grim Reaper so hard that Death filed for disability, took early retirement, and now spends eternity hiding under the covers whispering, "Please don't tell Chuck I'm still here."
RIP Chuck.
Yes...a LIFE WELL LIVED! 🫡🙏🤍
I heard Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake and after days of agony ... the snake died. Then Chuck corrected me, he said he let the snake live.
When Chuck Norris goes into a hospital, it's a medical emergency ... for the hospital. But he resolves the emergency immediately.
Chuck Norris died once just to prove he was human. He'll be back. He didn't announce which day so as not to conflict with Jesus and Lazarus.
I wouldn't be surprised if Chuck Norris did get the honor of killing Satan the first time.