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Dear Enemas,
Surrender...or we're coming in at these specific coordinates, on Wednesday April 1st at high noon.
Keep your cell phone on standby... We'll call you 30 minutes before we get there so you can help us load up.
Just to make sure you aren't taken by surprise, we'll be the ones wearing orange dayglow camo (don't want to scare off all the good deer) and we will be wearing special "Gary Larson" clown horns attached to the bottom of our combat boots.
The leaders of each brigade will be wearing a siren and mars light red fireman helmet, updated to the latest in bright LED technology.
Remember - Wed 4/1 1200 hours.... Don't be Fools...Tune into Fox for the latest intel leaks and plan broadcast.
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