Jesus wept. (John 11:35)

This is the shortest verse in the Bible, so I cannot see how it would offend, but then I realized, it’s from the Bible, which is the most controversial book in nations who coddle MUSLIMS!!!!!!!! Strike one! Then I realized the verse mentions Jesus, who is NOT WELCOME on the European continent because of his black and white views about SIN. This is not to mention the fact that he affirmed himself to be the SON OF GOD, the Jewish Messiah, and the only way into heaven for everyone. Strike two!!!!!!! There is also a reference to being SAD, which might trigger folks who regret the trans surgery they had, causing them to weep openly, thus proving that de-transitioners exist in spite of not being allowed to talk about it. Also people who feel helpless under the heel of European Union tyranny might be sad, even though they aren’t supposed to be and can be fined and jailed for unsanctioned sadness . . . Oh, and we mustn’t forget the women and little girls who feel sad about being raped by illegal immigrants and the politicians who get sad at the notion of illegal immigrants being held accountable for all the raping. Oh, right, all those hostile and aggressive exclamation marks. Strike . . . now I lost count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that should be sufficient to express my utter DISDAIN for anti-free speech laws that PRESUME to SUBJECT FREE Americans to the will of European bureaucrats. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC, YOU FECKLESS GOVERNMENT GOONS.

Yes, I am aware of what day it is. Well done, mods. You got me for a second.