Well she-it...

I'm REALLY disappointed now that AI has popped yet another balloon with another one of those "stubborn facts":

There is no commercially available gun that shoots live hornets. The term usually refers to the "Hivehand" weapon in the video game Half-Life. In reality, people use pellet guns for target practice on dormant nests, or high-powered, long-range aerosol sprayers like Raid Wasp & Hornet Killer to kill them from up to 22 feet away.

BUT....

There IS a BEE GUN... that could probably be chambered a little bigger for HORNETS!!!

Now, if you don't know much about hornets, you should probably read up on them a little... because you probably need something else to keep you up at night 😁

So anyway, a hornet gun would be just the thing for repelling these pirate bastards, especially if you train them to become aggressive when a certain smell is introduced... and tag the perps with it first before running for cover!!!

I guess if that was too much you could always opt for ghost pepper juice combined with liquid fish emulsion fertilizer...burns like hell and it smells like a fish market dumpster in July...

We should take up a collection and have a contest... Whoever has the most creative & brutal pirate repellent - winner takes all!

u/#hopium