In Powerful Act Of Protest, Liberals Begin Adding Algae To Drinking Water
U.S. — In a powerful showing of solidarity with the algae discoloring the newly-renovated Reflecting Pool, liberals across the nation have begun adding green pond scum to their drinking water.
I suspect they are cheating and drinking spirulina, which has been known for decades as essentially a pure food. Looks like powdered black-green coal dust, and mixes to a dense chartreuse color. But completely harmless and beneficial.
It might be a fun head trip to get ahead of them, call out spirulina as a good thing, point out that it is pure algae, make clips of drinking it, and call them out with thanks for drawing attention to it. Is this called co-opting? Then anyone drinking algae in protest will be retro-branded as a MAGA supporter. Mess with their head, before they're in bed!