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Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow (babylonbee.com)

posted 4 days ago by ashlanddog 4 days ago by ashlanddog +26 / -0

Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow

U.S. — Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will now ask about a potential car wash, rewards membership, fuel additives, and the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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– Tim_Berframer 1 point 4 days ago +1 / -0

Swallows are always unladen. They may have a few bugs in their mouths. Dumb bird question.

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– ashlanddog [S] 1 point 4 days ago +1 / -0

Dumb bird question''

...I want a shrubbery...

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