regarding your 1. comment, way back before air conditioning, we had “swamp coolers” and my mom was putting on a girdle, the rubber kind before pantyhose invented…dad said something about “trying to put 10 lbs of sugar into a 5 lb sack”…not sure his penalty for that one, but saving grace was he said “sugar” …
Should've already been there, done that months ago....
There are two things you should never, ever do.
Say yes if your gal asks you if she looks fat in this dress.
Negotiate with terrorists....
regarding your 1. comment, way back before air conditioning, we had “swamp coolers” and my mom was putting on a girdle, the rubber kind before pantyhose invented…dad said something about “trying to put 10 lbs of sugar into a 5 lb sack”…not sure his penalty for that one, but saving grace was he said “sugar” …
Sugar > cast iron pan
lol, didnt see any bruises but knowing mom, she made him wish he hadnt said that at all!
And your ordering of that is correct!
#1 contradicts #2. I do not negotiate with terrorists. I will tell you the truth. If you dont like it, ask chatgpt that question lol.
Still remember this Geico commercial from way back.
“Honey does this [dress] make me look fat?”
“You betcha!”