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11823 3 points ago +3 / -0

The should make a new Nicholas Cage movie called “Banned in 60 Seconds”.

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11823 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if the pea brains even understood what the judge said. "So explain to me what dat judge said."...... "Fo-ever?, What do you mean fo-ever?

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11823 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well that would be turning the tables.

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11823 4 points ago +4 / -0

And just like that, without even trying, Trump solved the abortion problem.

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11823 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s funny how the Hare Krishna movement just keeps popping up over and over. Every time you think they’re gone…. There they are again.

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11823 1 point ago +1 / -0

I nominate Ricky Gervais. Too bad George Carlin isn’t still alive.

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11823 1 point ago +1 / -0

That laugh he does every time the media asks a stupid question, that would be priceless.

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11823 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they’re funny, I remember a vanity drug they marketed to get rid of the turkey neck for women that hit the wall. The list of serious side affects was a mile long “not limited too but including death”, me and my wife looked at each other and said “who the hell would take that poison”. I also know a doctor that is driven to insanity by a handful of hypochondriac’s that come in convinced they suffer from a new disease every time they advertise a new drug for that disease.

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11823 4 points ago +4 / -0

The levels and quality of iodine in salt have fallen to almost undetectable levels. They wave a magic wand and put in a trace of a badly absorbed form of iodine to make the claim on the label. Iodine is not easily absorbed into the body so it has to be a specific type and what’s in table salt isn’t it.

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11823 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s talent, would love to see a time lapse of it being done, maybe it’ll show up on line. I couldn’t Imagine the artist “can’t believe I’m saying that” has a job that’s not creating artwork, if not he’s a terrible businessman.

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11823 1 point ago +1 / -0

The little known truth, the big secret in the alphabet mafia is that almost all gay men were molested as children.

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