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In this country we have an epidemic of people bearing false witness against their neighbors, sending innocent people to prison, often times for decades, ruining their lives, and the people who committed perjury more often than not just get to walk free like nothing happened. It's because apparently perjury is hard to prosecute so people are basically encouraged to bear false witness against their neighbors just through lack of consequences for doing so. It's almost like a national tradition going all the way back to the founding. You can be out walking your dog and get arrested because some kid thinks it's funny to go run to her dad and say that you touched her. And then nothing would happen to her but you end up getting your life completely fucking ruined just because some fucking asshole raised a little sociopath.

If I ever get arrested because of some bullshit like that and I have to spend a decade of my life in prison, and then the rest of my life being fucking ruined over some fucking asshole bearing false witness, I'm going to kill them when I get out. I'm not going to accept any fucking apologies, I will hunt that mother fucker down and I will murder them.

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I have a very good source in Ukraine who has sent me videos of what can only be described as a lance of battlemechs from the BattleTech video game franchise, adorned with the insignia of clan ghost bear, rampaging through the streets of Kiev. Reports indicate that Putin is personally piloting a heavily modified Kodiak and is currently leading the charge against various Ukrainian checkpoints and military installations. The prime minister of Ukraine is reported missing, as well as many members of his cabinet and various leaders of the the world economic forum. The sheer rectal devastation unleashed upon Ukraine in such a short amount of time is nothing short of astonishing. May God have mercy upon the enemies of Putin and clan ghost bear, because he shall not.

Sources within the Ukrainian government are claiming that a an unconditional surrender is imminent.

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posted ago by BigMikey ago by BigMikey
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We have tons and tons of seats that are filled by people who don't even really get elected because they essentially run unopposed. F*** it why not. Run for governor, run for state senate, run for your city council, run for school board. We just had a guy win one of the most powerful positions in his State on a budget of like $200 for campaign funds. There's no reason not to. This is how you get into the fight, you overwhelm the system with a tide of fresh blood. If you're reading this, then you should also be looking at your local elections to see what seats are going to be contested, and then you should be running for those seats.

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Fuck it, why not? I'm a truck driver, I grew up in Oregon, Kate Brown is basically running unopposed except by a bunch of empty suit democrats who all look EXACTLY like her, and everybody hates her. Except for Portland, Oregon is a blood red state, and even the hard line democrats in Portland who vote blue no matter who are sick and tired of the status quo. When I finish my probation, I'm gonna spend some money on business cards and flyers and an ad on the TV. Then, if I get in, the first night that Antifa riots, I'm going to deploy the national guard with live ammunition to herd those bastards into the Willamette, and then I'll have air national guard strafing the river with helicopters, machine guns, and snipers. I'll send in state police to arrest any survivors, and I'll see if I can get a special counsel to prosecute them on domestic terrorism charges. I'll crack down on the commies who kept letting the bastards go as co-conspirators. Any business owners/militia men who defend themselves or their property against antifa will receive gubernatorial pardons, no matter what happens. They could plead guilty to any of the charges and I will veto it with prejudice. I will hand those things out like candy/ball point pens to kids in Baghdad circa 2003. To handle the homelessness/mental health crisis, I'll set up emergency mental health hospitals out in the boonies to take these people who are mentally ill and can't care for themselves until more permanent facilities can be built, with the end goal of helping them either recover or providing long term care for them, at the state's expense.

My economic policy is pretty simple: Redirect some of the state budget to clear and zone land for residential and commercial/industrial use to lower the cost of housing and rent for businesses, while simultaneously locking the big investment firms out of the purchases of the new lands, so they don't get to engage in price fixing. The only people who get the new land will be the little guys, and they will get it at cut-rate prices, with discounts for agreeing to develop the land themselves to a certain level within a certain timeline. I will push to loosen zoning laws so that the little guy gets a chance to open his own business. Tenants will still get their protections under the law, but they will still have to pay their rent. This bullshit where you offload all the responsibility onto the landlord will end.

My big mega-project as the governor would be the expansion of one of our Ports (I'm looking at you, Astoria and Portland) to turn it into a import hub to compete with the port of LA. This would come with an expansion of the highway leading into and out of the port town, with all the subsequent business that would accompany it, and possibly a deepening/widening of the river to allow for more traffic. We have all this coastline and all these natural safe harbors and we're not even using them.

That's the gist of what I'd like to do. Maybe I'll get lucky and win, probably I won't. But you miss 100% of the shots you never take.

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I started taking 2 weeks ago it and it cured my ulcerative colitis and hemorrhoids. I don't have diarrhea anymore. I can eat dairy again. I can eat eggs again. I can eat hot wings and spicy food without horrible bloody painful shits. If this shit gets any more useful I could smear it on my cracked engine block and have my car running good as new.

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I'm just amazed... We had a palace coup, they have their hands on every lever of power, they can't be voted out, and yet, somehow, their hand gets slapped away every time they reach too deep into the cookie jar and all their gains have a very temporary feeling to them. Nothing that's being allowed to happen to our country right now is irreparable. Their budgets and stupid rules do get through, but when they reach for full Nazi Style fascism, the system itself bucks them and foils their plan.

All this shit is happening because there's this whole entire class of people in our country who are going around BEGGING to get their asses kicked, and we're all so afraid of the jail time that we never oblige them. If we would all just stop taking shit from big mouthed faggots, and give them what they want, this ship would right its course. They say they really want to rape our kids, and if we let them, they will. What they really want underneath all of that, what they really crave, is for daddy to come in and stomp them up for being naughty little children. They're acting out because they haven't been disciplined.

LOOKS LIKE DEFENDING YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FROM ANTIFA IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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I had this idea. What if I went south to Mexico, bought a Venezuelan identity, gave some family a sack of rice or something to 'adopt' their kid, then came up and got caught crossing the border on purpose, got split up from the kid, and then collected my 450,000 dollars? Wash rinse repeat. How likely am I to get busted as a US citizen doing this?

My internet was down for a day wtf it looks like I was gone for a year

That's it. This degeneracy ends WHEN WE SAY IT ENDS. Stand up, meet your neighbors, and refuse to comply. They can't force all of you to submit. They don't have the numbers and they never will.