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LordLavaLamp 12 points ago +12 / -0

What? No, fuck that.

Nail him to a cross in the desert, slather him in honey, and dump a bucket of fire ants at his feet.

Televise the whole thing, with a banner running underneath saying "we will catch you, and we will put you next to him".

These creatures aren't people. They literally lack the capacity to respond to incentives like morals or ethics. All they understand is pain, public humiliation, and threats.

Its well, well, well past time we met them on their level.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the most professional way she could have recorded your response.

Off the record, you're probably referred to as "that fucking retard who thinks high cholesterol is good because he sits on his ass all day" to friends and coworkers.