Hey, now, some people like hats. They’re usually affordable, keep your head warm, and can even be cute!
I’ve heard corporations have registered agents. Agents of what? Chaos? I wonder who is the registered agent for the American corporation? And I used to work retail so I don’t even like registers of any kind!
My friend told me there’s a fish called a pompano and that kinda sounds like Pompeo, so I dunno. I mean, it’s fishy but that sounds lame but maybe that’s why they call it fishy?!
My pastor says dates are against God because they only lead to disappointment. What’s so good about the future anyway?
I saw this live but I think someone might have just farted, and it was for their own safety?
Ugh, everyone’s talking about plan b but it’s not available in my town without a prescription :(
They wear so much camouflage. I’ve always been worried why they need to be so sneaky. I guess now we know.
Some people say you shouldn’t trust what you see because eyes tell lies. Pastor Hall and Pastor Oats wrote a song about it.
My pastor says passions are from the devil. Like spicy food and sneezing.
Plan B is not available in my town without a prescription :(
Yea, this is just a warm up. My family is going to be so pissed to hear this!