Put your hands together and pray to God or Jesus.

"For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus," Timothy 2:5

My prayer earlier today:

"I know we got this, I just want a pat on the back."

I got it.

I explained to my wife today that reading all this bullshit has the side effect of giving me real news timely but I really read it because it's the last place where real humor still exists.

tldr? I have 4 kids

I can parse large data sets quickly aka autist and this almost gave me a heart attack. formatting bro.

We are eternal beings logging into the timed server. Jesus had mods and cheat codes bc he was the admin logging in.

Bruh, I got in this comment thread to say that I would smash the fuck out of that.

This is a big "fuck you" to Obama.

I can read minds. It doesn't work like you think it does.

link to ad?

HONEYPOT

In the finale of Star Trek the Next Generation they often reference an "inverse tachyon pulse" as a way to communicate across time. This episode features Captain Picard flipping between three different timelines.

Confirmed.

I came here to post this but I was going to do it in big caps:

TRUMP HAS AIDS

KEK!

The idea is that BiDan is on the Castle Rock entertainment Hollywood set recreation of the Oval Office

IT guy here. IP phones are easy to move around. As long as they are on the same network they keep their settings and function identically regardless of location. Biden may have wanted his "old phone" setup back.

Regardless, something's fucky.

Yes this could literally be some furniture and drapes in the corner of a warehouse

link pls

body double?

Bang Ding Ow

17

HAARP

Synopsis?

Elizabeth Warren is trying to send a message to her people.