https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/little-joe-beloved-saint-louis-zoo-gorilla-dies/
Don't carry on that it's Big Mike's double! That photo is identical.
Change my mind.
And another "Died suddenly" after COVID vaccines.
This gets labeled "shitpost" in 3...2...1...
I know that DS is after general chaos in order to bring in an authoritarian eat-ze-bugs thing, but this splitting the Democrat party in two seems to be against their interest in stopping Trump. Thinking aloud, could this be a white hats thing? Even though many Deep Staters are complete idiots, the people running the operation are not. Oh, and we do know more about them now after the last O'Keefe video.
What are your thoughts on this?
"Funny as shit" award for the day.
https://gab.com/Shazlandia/posts/112185467007307182
And, on the serious side, this is exactly the kind of thing that is wiping out the Woke Agenda.
You need to resist their agenda. But no one said it couldn't be fun.
That would be absolutely hysterical. Is it impossible? The Democrats are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to choices, and even Fake News is now going after Biden.
Thoughts?
Absolute Meme Heaven.
PLEASE fly into action researching and spreading this. The topic is also covered in the movie Let My People Go.
Posted by The Millennial Press on April 11, 2023 9:21 am
EXCLUSIVE: Hidden in Our Election Process – Was CIS Using “Albert Censors” to Steal States’ Data to Use in Nefarious Ways in 2020 Election?
THE “ALBERT SENSOR” IS AN ORWELLIAN SURVEILLANCE AND CENSORSHIP ENTERPRISE FOISTED ON UNSUSPECTING COUNTY ELECTION ADMINISTRATORS
Guest post from the Editor of the Estancia News, David Clements, and Erin Clements
Recent bombshell articles reveal that New Mexico’s Secretary of State, Maggie Toulouse Oliver, has illegally centralized New Mexico’s elections, exposed them to the internet, processed them on uncertified software, and lied about it to the New Mexico legislature.
Toulouse-Oliver has also granted the federal government essentially full access to county election systems through surveillance devices called “Albert Sensors” provided by a private, non-profit called Center for Internet Security (CIS). Coincidentally, CIS is a main player in the censorship scheme carried out by our own federal government, Democrat non-profits, big tech, and state election officials to silence Americans’ concerns about the 2020 election.
In 2018, an agency under the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) called the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) partnered with CIS to provide “Cybersecurity Services” for state election entities. DHS began to pressure state and local election officials to install Albert Sensors in their networks so they can be monitored 365 days a year by the federal government through CIS. The CIS is in East Greenbush, New York, has 300 employees, and a $51 million annual budget.
Links to article on this bullshit:
What better way to start the year than with shitpost predictions?
The Democrats finally get sick of Biden, and decide to use the 25th amendment to take him out of office. To do so, they put him through a medical examination. An MRI reveals that Joe Biden has no brain cells in his brain cavity, only tofu. They then throw Biden out of the presidency, but need to put Kamala Harris through the same medical examination. It turns out that she also only has tofu in her brain cavity, but a slightly browner kind that has soy sauce. The presidency gets turned over to the Republican Speaker of the House for the week, whoever that is.
Meanwhile, the wokes have a meeting to organize their riots for the year. During the meeting, however, the wokes start a riot, with the pro-Palestinian wokes fighting the pro-Israel wokes, the feminists fighting the trannies (not a pretty picture), the gays and lesbians fighting the trannies, the nonbinary fighting the binary, and the blacks fighting the illegal immigrant advocates. Several Karens stand around literally trembling. One of them, in between trembles, points out that there are far fewer blacks and Latinos in their group because most blacks and Latinos have become "white supremacists."
The wokes have another meeting to decide how to organize voter fraud. During the meeting, however, the wokes start a riot....etc. etc. etc.
No one wants to rent meeting space to wokes anymore.
The wokes who were injured during the riots are examined at the hospital. Hospital workers discover that the injured wokes also had tofu in their brain cavities instead of brain cells.
The CDC declares a national health crisis about the new Tofu-for-Brains disease. All Fake News outlets release exactly the same headline at exactly the same time.
Doctors are baffled. Then the doctors have MRIs, and it is discovered that doctors also suffer from Tofu-for-Brains disease.
The wokes try to do another shutdown with the Tofu-for-Brains disease, but the evidence is overwhelming that the disease is caused by drinking Bud Light.
In other news, climate scientists decide to solve two problems at one time. Stacey Abrams has been creating enormous problems by moving around the planet and causing massive earthquakes. Climate scientists decide to launch her into orbit as a second moon, and arrange for her orbit to block the sun at critical times from noon to 2 PM when the sun is at its hottest.
In addition, Hunter Biden wanders around the country unnoticed. No one recognizes him with his clothes on.
Hillary Clinton releases video announcements. Eye bleach stocks soar.
Tofu sales plummet. No one is sure where exactly the tofu is coming from. In fact, that was always a bit mysterious.
Nancy Pelosi has a blood test. She is declared an alcoholic beverage.
Trump gets arrested 4,762 times. In one day. A new record.
Harvard President Claudine Gay legally changes her name to "Fake and Gay." She then gets criticized for plagiarizing a common term used on bizarre web sites such as Great Awakening.
John Fetterman announces that space aliens are real and, in fact, he is one of them. He is an ambassador from the planet NeckBump. He says he has also been affected by Tofu-for-Brain disease despite his alien anatomy. As brain cells get converted to tofu, he has to go up to his space ship to get regular brain transplants. That is why there are times that he actually seems semi-coherent. He pledges "harmony and peace between the two planets, although I am personally against the sale of U.S. Steel, especially since my planet can offer a better deal. And also, I propose...." (Fetterman stares blankly. Time for another brain transplant.)
Because the wokes could never get organized, with riots always disrupting their meetings, Trump wins. He deports the illegals, and has his new Attorney General, Tom Fitton, arrest all the Deep State crooks. A new treatment center for Tofu-for-Brains is installed in Gitmo.
So, Anons, be careful with that Tofu-for-Brains virus. Stay away from Bud Light displays in stores. Some drops from inside the cans might jump out somehow. To protect yourself, you need to wear a mask and walk in certain directions in the store. But don't worry! A vaccine will be ready soon! It is guaranteed to work! It will prevent your dying from Tofu-for-Brains disease. It kills you quickly with either heart disease or cancer, so you won't die from either Tofu-for-Brains or COVID. Guaranteed.
Did I forget anything?
https://gab.com/deanschwaly/posts/111613414991229410/media/1
Had to share.
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We could even go after them for providing free advertising for Trump, in violation of federal election laws.
What if photos of them in MAGA hats came out?
How popular would they be with their Democrat colleagues?
An idea that makes me chuckle.
In 2020, many more people than now were clueless about the Deep State. And many of us, including me, had no idea how huge election fraud was. If White Hats needed to demonstrate Deep State fuckery on a large scale, what better way than with the Biden Crime Family?
It is clear that the main war is for people's minds. All dictatorship use brainwashing. They never seem to use only brute force to maintain their power. It must not work by itself. And we are definitely winning this war. Bigly.
Look at how the Biden family didn't even cover their tracks, with random checks floating around, blatant payoffs that aren't even hidden in some way. Stupid tax returns. Cocaine, pedo stuff on a laptop, etc. etc. Not only are these people crooks, they are not even very smart crooks. Of course, they have gotten away with this shit for years, but were way unprepared for any day of reckoning.
I suspect that the other globos are better at it, covering their fishy transactions with corporations and nonprofits (a la Clinton Foundation). It probably isn't anywhere as easy to nail them as it is with the evidence against the Bidens. Also, complex financial transactions are harder for the general public to understand.
Weren't the Bidens the perfect choice for the Big Reveal?
"We have it all." And they picked Biden.
"These people are stupid."
Thoughts?
I often don't get intrigued until Fake News says something and I know the opposite is true. This article tries to make James Yoo look bad, and instead gets me intrigued.
Vice says "In one post this October, Yoo promoted the Jan. 6 “Fedsurrection” conspiracy, which claims the Capitol riot was an inside job. “THEY do not want an actual ‘coup’ against THEM so THEY rig, orchestrate and control a FAKE ‘Jan 6th’ ‘event,’ ‘riot’ and then RIG trials to set FAKE precedence in attempts to scare and control the People’s minds,” Yoo wrote."
Vice actually wrote this AFTER Mike Johnson released the video recording.
Well, now I am taking the Yoo dude a bit more seriously, and not totally writing him off as a wackjob.
Yoo said he had worked for The Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS). It didn't seem quite current. Is that the kind of thing a wack job makes up? And how hard is that for law enforcement to confirm? So why don't they?
If he worked on such a committee, wouldn't he know a whole lot of dirt?
Also, a former renter said that Yoo was a good landlord and a normal person.
It sounds like Yoo's body was found in the exploded house, but that is not 100% clear.
Mystery: How did the house explode? The cops said that they cut off the gas before going over there. (I didn't know they could do that.) Also, I am not quite buying filling up a house with gas. In fact, some articles said that the police were looking for evidence of explosives. How does this all fit together, especially with flare guns? Is people exploding their own house now a thing?
Mystery: Why was Yoo's social media accounts, including his LinkedIn page, suddenly shut down right after the explosion (at least that is what I read)? If he is dead, did he rise from the dead and do it?
Mystery: How is someone anti-government and woke anti-racist at the same time? Was someone messing with his head?
Does this have either a Seth Rich or MK Ultra feel?
Thoughts?
"A recent poll shows that failed 2016 Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is among the Democrats' top picks for the party's primary if 81-year-old President Joe Biden decides not to run in 2024 due to age or other factors, such as fitness for office."
Autists and Anons, be on the ready.
"The top pick was Vice President Kamala Harris (24 percent), with Ms. Clinton in second spot with 13 percent. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) was third (10 percent), followed by California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, both with 7 percent each."
No mention of Big Mike.
And how would the campaign manage the Cankles doubles? Is the one thrown into a van like a side of beef even around?
This whole thing strikes me as hilarious. We are DEFINITELY living in a Monty Python movie.
Thoughts?
The essence of MAGA is America First, Constitution first, and that would mean to me no interference in other countries. It only leads to disaster anyway. But that's my opinion. I see many expressing the same opinion. Also included with this is objectively looking at the whole situation and not getting caught up in emotion. Tucker's interview with Vivek (whatever you think of him) expressed this well.
On some sites, such as Gateway Pundit, I see an Israel bias. I also pick this up other places. I think Breitbart too. And Milei.
I also see, say, on Gab, a big anti-Israel thing going on.
Now, on the woke side, this is getting hugely entertaining. You have lots of pro-Israel, but then a lot of pro-Palestine, with pro-Palestiners (apparently recycled antifas) doing protests going after Democrats (https://deadline.com/2023/11/israel-hamas-protest-dnc-brad-sherman-1235613391/). I say we get comfy with popcorn on this whole thing.
What is your take on all this?
https://gab.com/ROLYPOLYOLY1776FVCKOBIDEN/posts/111433706961857679/media/1
Found on Gab. Just HAD to share.
Getting the "I shit you not" award this morning:
She looks like she hit the sauce before getting her photo taken. Have to wonder if she hangs out with Pelosi.
And is there an ugly contest going on?
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/war-racket-these-25-defense-companies
This article explains it well. There are also all the government contracts for civilian agencies.
Anons are focusing on other forms of money laundering, but ignoring this really obvious, in-your-face one.
https://gab.com/M4DD0G/posts/111318378633997335/media/1
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The problem is distinguishing Oprah from Big Mike. Not that I want to look real close.
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/funny-brown-horse-face-jennie-marie-schell.jpg
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https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/mad-maxine-waters-takes-nasty-shot-jim-jordan/
Photographic evidence.
So, who had "Islamic Terrorism" on their bingo card? That wouldn't have been too hard to predict. I myself was banking too much on the fake space aliens.
So....Does Deep State create a climate of fear because it makes it much easier to control people? TRIPLE CHECKITY CHECK!!!
Let's look back at history a bit. We can start anywhere, but look at World War II.
The terrible scary Nazis. Live in fear and do anything, with the help of our good friends, the Soviets. The Nazis could easily take over the world.
Nazis gone. Now our good friends the Soviets are the terrible scary Soviets. Live in fear. Live in fear. They might nuke us any second.
Soviets gone. And, this is something I noted at the time. All of a sudden, we now had the evil Islamic empire. Live in fear. Live in fear. 9/11 and more. We might get killed at any time by Islamic terrorists. Blindly follow instructions!
Trump is in office. Whoops! No more live in fear. He seems to kick terrorist butt and we don't hear about Islamic terrorists anymore. No new wars. Peace. Prosperity. No fear and no control.
Fauci flu to the rescue! Live in fear. Live in fear. You might die at any second. Bodies will pile up in the street!
That fades away, after a while, and looks stupid. Now Ukraine, but that was pretty much a dud. Trump 2024 is strolling to an easy win.
HAMAS AND ISRAEL AT WAR!!! Live in fear! Live in fear! Blindly do what you are told! You might be killed at any second!
Not that there's a pattern or anything.
You saw it here first: https://twitter.com/outthereco/status/1711828812689014879
Compare to a recent image of Big Mike: https://www.gulflive.com/resizer/F0PcAh7H6gyT8Ffh_hMeCEunOS4=/1200x0/advancelocal-adapter-image-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/image.gulflive.com/home/gulf-media/width2048/img/mississippi-press-news/photo/bigfoot-38b0b38b013a00d4.jpg
Fur color is different. Maybe it changes with the seasons.
The Obamas were not available for comment.