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If you Think Congress should have ended Daylight Savings Time this year, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think "...if you like your East Wing, you can keep your East Wing..." sounds like a good marketing idea for the Big Beautiful Ballroom, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think the "NO QUEENS" marches will work out better for them, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think an increase in Package Delivery Delays before the Christmas season is a bad idea, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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The U.S. government is closed. However, because the information this website provides is necessary to protect life and property, this site will be updated and maintained during the federal government shutdown. To learn more, visit commerce.gov/news/blog.

Guess which Government organization?

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If you Think the Government shutdown is responsible for reduced Rush Hour traffic, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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I suspect the bars around the Capitol are full.

u/#SlamTheGavel

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If you Think the National Guard is going to get a lot of screen time next month, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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Coming soon to a screen near you.

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If you Think that new show "Consequence Culture" is the best thing on TV since the 1970s, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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Frens!

I believe the equilibrium position has been crossed. The pendulum reached the lowest point of its swing. It was not as subtle as crossing the state line. No. It was dramatic and bloody. Murder most foul. Live, as it happened coverage. As "in your face" as it gets.

We are living during a moment in history where dramatic shifts in "things" are taking place.

The long upwards arc to peak amplitude is underway. Could peak amplitude be the precipice? Think back.

How long have we been enduring the left's insults? November 22, 1963 was a day, wasn't it? Will it take 31 years to reach the precipice?

If Charlie Kirk was the moment the swing changed from downward to upward expect more violence from the left. They got our attention. Now they have to keep it.

I fear the vengeance of the Lord as expressed through his servant, President Trump and those who will follow him. It is going to be awful to behold. And glorious. And it is going to take more than three years. A long bitter struggle for America has begun.

And it will be Biblical. Like the Plagues of Egypt Biblical. But with a modern twist. Filmed, camed, selfied, documented unlike any historical event ever. Every eye shall see.

And you are HERE at the change of the tide, or if you like, the turning point.

Dark to light. Literally. We are going to witness events of gigantic proportion as relates to humanity's existence on this planet.

The world has changed. And you are HERE.

We were made for a time such as this!

Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked, or set foot on the path of sinners, or sit in the seat of mockers.

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If you Think the world has irrevocably changed, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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Asked to "verify" twice now.

Are we under attack?

Is this our "Archduke Ferdinand" moment?

Should we be out stocking up?

This isn't going to be your "normal" assassination aftermath.

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If you Think America has forgotten what happened Four Days from now 24 Years ago, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think lower interest rates and higher inflation are mutually exclusive, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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Bring Back Asylums: It’s Time To Talk About Transgender Fatigue In America

It's a long read but here's a tl;dr...

From the article:

During the peak of America’s asylum era crime plunged to all time lows. If asylums are coupled with extended prison time for repeat offenders, crime nearly disappears. There were trespasses and abuses within some hospitals that should be addressed, but I would argue that overall the use of asylums was an undeniable net positive for society. After we shut them down, crime skyrocketed. We’ve been trying to cope ever since using state prison systems.

The time for discourse is over. The time for compromise and compassion is over. The time for brutal ignominy is at hand. At the very least these people need to be laughed at, mocked and shamed out of existence. Every aspect of trans activism needs to be shunned and erased from our society. Those who express clear threats of violence need to be locked up as they would have been 70 years ago.

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If you Think "...nothing is sacred,,," these days, and then come to realize in fact Nothing is sacred, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think it is too soon to change the "Districtt of Criminals" moniker, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think Uncle Fester is too proper to mention the WNBA getting boinked on the court, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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Hundreds of Jews storm Al-Aqsa Mosque. Did this happen before sundown over there?

Article time stamp is 3 August 2025 14:46 BST. If I'm doing the math right Israel is +3 GMT so this did occur before Sundown.

BST is British Summer Time which is +1 GMT.

It's not an airstrike but it is a happening.

Rooting for you u/JohnTitor17!

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If you Think our First Lady looks absolutely Gorgeous in her new white jeans, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think the anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation would be a good date for a Massive Q drop delta, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think Tulsi hired on to be a Stealth Bomber, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think "Alligator Alcatraz" is a new Disney theme park, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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If you Think it is too late to make reservations at Mount Rushmore for July 4, 2026, you need The Sunday Funnies.

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