Biden, Harris, and many others are already in custody. Look-alike actors and deep fake videos are keeping riots from happening until Wednesday. Trump has already executed 90% of Congress. Confession videos are ready to play.

Then on Wednesday, our Trump Administration is free to gaslight the hell out of the world. Q is TV programming director and he turns the Inauguration into a psychedelic parody of an Illuminati nightmare.

As Biden takes the oath, he slowly Deep Fake morphs into Trump! Trump was just Inaugurated! Head Fake!

And the virtual inauguration gets even more crazy! Fellini levels of crazy. Aliens land and start a parade. George Floyd comes out and sings the National Black Anthem. Pelosi and the Pope morph into lizards from Fear and Loathing. CIA Clowns parachute in. Mermaid nurses in the Reflecting Pool begin synchronized swimming. Weird Satanic sacrifice stuff in the background. Madonna is covered in mud and speaking in tongues. Pepe and Roger Rabbit are flying around on Dumbo. Mandalorian jet packs in. Mis American beauty pageant joins in. Cuties show up and start twerking. Mind Flayer shows up and eats media in the East Garden.

Then Trump is standing there on stage, next to Flynn, Watnick, Powell, Giuliani, and Wood. Trump asks media, “Any Questions? “ Giuliani’s hair is melting and streaming down his face. Trump transforms into his final form and goes super Saiyan. Trump sounds like he’s inhaled helium, his high pitched voice asks “Any Questions?” Actual Media is speechless. Brit Hume passes out. Total Sh!t show.

Saiyan Trump is still high on helium and says “bring my enemies before me, that I may hear the lamentations of their women!”

Trump tells everyone to go home in peace. Then emergency broadcast interrupts with real confession speeches streamed from from Gitmo.