Possible National Guard happening... ?
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All that stockpiled TP will finally come in handy!
What cornholio needs for his bunghole...
What is TP
Transcendental Providence
Toliet paper
When did the USG change it from "Paper, Toilet" to Toilet Paper?
It's that pointy thing Indians live in.
Turd Propellant
...when shit hits the fan!
Who needs TP if you wash your butt right after business?
Feels fresher all day, too.
Although if the water supply cuts out, that TP might be valuable...
I can't reach my bathroom sink, and my family gets PISSED when I do that in the kitchen.
O. M. G. ????
This is why you have a tall plastic cup full of warm water & a bar of butt soap handy next to the toilet, fren.
...But make sure to tell people to use the hand soap to wash their hands. Not the butt soap.
Not that I'm saying any of this from experience at all.
Hahaha!
I've never let my supply drop below half-full closet since last February. Because I have shitpaper anxiety now.