Possible National Guard happening... ?
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All that stockpiled TP will finally come in handy!
What cornholio needs for his bunghole...
What is TP
Transcendental Providence
Toliet paper
When did the USG change it from "Paper, Toilet" to Toilet Paper?
It's that pointy thing Indians live in.
Turd Propellant
...when shit hits the fan!
Who needs TP if you wash your butt right after business?
Feels fresher all day, too.
Although if the water supply cuts out, that TP might be valuable...
I can't reach my bathroom sink, and my family gets PISSED when I do that in the kitchen.
O. M. G. ????
This is why you have a tall plastic cup full of warm water & a bar of butt soap handy next to the toilet, fren.
...But make sure to tell people to use the hand soap to wash their hands. Not the butt soap.
Not that I'm saying any of this from experience at all.
Hahaha!
I've never let my supply drop below half-full closet since last February. Because I have shitpaper anxiety now.
Why would one not have access to deodorant?
Detox harmful metals with crucial minerals:
Boron, Iodine, Sea Salt, MSM Sulfur, Copper, Zinc, Magnesium, Selenium, B, C
Can I leave the MSM part out?
Legit question. I use Carpe' and that is full of aluminum. Am I fucking myself? If so, what else could I use?
Try one that’s based on baking soda. There are a lot out there now.
My grandfather told me GIs in WWII used milk of magnesia as deodorant... said it worked pretty well, you just had to wait till it dried a bit before putting your shirt on
Charcoal magnesium deodorant. Takes a lot less and lasts days, not hours.
my theory is that one reason women have more breast cancer these days is because of antiperspirant...clogging their lymph nodes from their arm pits
That silly social media deodorant, Lume, actually works. I’ve been able to drop the harmful aluminum stuff. Other natural deodorants don’t do shit though.
Legit I read that as "metal issues".
I can't live a stinky life.
??
It will be your best life.
Dammit, not Old Spice too!!!!
For putting aluminum in it?
Yes! Finally someone who knows. That shit is toxic
use the old school right guard regular spray...works great...
I see a new opportunity for a business-savvy pillow merchant I know.
No need for deodorant in the time of battle soldier and TP?? plenty of oak leaves on the ground just make sure you grab the right oak otherwise your ass will be aflame.
What's the wrong kinda oak?
poison oak
Poison Ivy/Oak, it looks like oak leaves.
Poison ivy types?
Neenga enna inja seyurinka
let me introduce you to this:
https://us.blastingnews.com/curiosities/2018/10/gympie-gympie-the-suicide-plant-that-deranges-victims-with-extreme-fire-like-pain-002739235.html
It’s not enough that Australia has killer sharks, and poisonous spiders the size of serving platters ... no, they even have VEGETATION That kills you slowly and horribly ?
Terrifying!
TP is scarce where I live, and if you find some, stores limit you to one package. Would they cut off our water? After our electricity went out after the hurricanes we still had water. We could still wash our hands & dishes, I'd put a big bowl in the sink, run water slow to rinse, then dump the water outside.We have a gas grill & generator, I tell you that generator was like gold when power went out.