The Trump family waited so long to pack up from The White House that moving day was a mad rush. Melania was running around with all her clothes fluttering through the air, Don Jr. was surfing the suitcases down the stairs, Eric was outside flagging down the vans, Ivanka was packing up the kids, making a phone call, and putting her hair up in a bun all at once.

By the time they all ran out the door and drove off down the street, they totally forgot about Barron, alone, asleep, in the attic.

That’s right.

Barron is now trapped in The White House with sniffing Joe Biden but don’t worry, no one knows he’s there yet. He’s been using the secret passages in the walls, the air ducts, and the underground tunnels to get around. In fact, he’s already hacked into Biden’s new email account and has Hunter drugged asleep in a closet. He also has a machine gun, two firecrackers, and a butterknife.

The Deep State has no idea what is coming.