I have something called, at least locally, "Cave Crickets". They reside in my basement. They look like some alien life form and love to jump out at you. Best part though, and why they should belong to the elite is this; when one gets caught in a sticky trap, another one comes along and wants to attack while it is defenseless. Then another, and another and on and on. Seems to be the perfect companion for the elites when they get to Gitmo. Bonus: these suckers are huge. Not Florida or Australia huge, but big enough.
Lets have the pillow be stuffed with Hobo Spiders.... that'll be comfy :)
EVEN BETTER!!!! OMG those are so gross
I have something called, at least locally, "Cave Crickets". They reside in my basement. They look like some alien life form and love to jump out at you. Best part though, and why they should belong to the elite is this; when one gets caught in a sticky trap, another one comes along and wants to attack while it is defenseless. Then another, and another and on and on. Seems to be the perfect companion for the elites when they get to Gitmo. Bonus: these suckers are huge. Not Florida or Australia huge, but big enough.
Got them too here in NY in the fall. Gross alien-buggers
That sounds horrifying.