I wish this was true but I can't believe that they had this many people involved at all news agencies and not one person stepped up and said something. Doesn't add up

Fascinating report. I like how the EST-GMT delta changes from 5 hours to 6 hours to 4.5 hours. Something communicated to "all American media (television, radio and national newspapers) as well as to all world press agencies" is unlikely to stay under wraps by all those and yet be available to a blogger without sources. Full report, "$11/mo". It reads better as a satire.

Someone went through a lot of trouble to write this out. It looks like the spelling is correct and punctuation is correct.

109 senators ?

Sounds like a big massive LARP

Well, at this point I won't believe anything until I see it.

That said, this is how I would expect it to play out. Date fagging??? Yeah, I don't know about that. The point about the Super Bowl is a good one. BUT here's a thought -- why NOT interrupt the most watched sporting event of the year with reality??? That's this Sunday.

Doctors orders -- Take Huge amount of hopium with a huge amount of salt.

Smells larpy, nice dream though.

Yeah, thanks for including your trackers in the link, OP. The clean link is

https://phibetaiota.net/2021/02/mongoose-unverified-very-possibly-true-we-pray-this-be-so-may-god-bless-america-all-patriots/

No snow.

and NO ONE anywhere got a copy uploaded to ANYTHING??????? This SOUNDS like a BUCKET OF BULL!!!! COME ON MAN!!! :)

Who ever wrote this missive is obviously a lying dog faced pony soldier!! however, not gonna lie, id be happy if it were true....