729 Brian Cates: TIME did a "Controlled Explosion" (media.greatawakening.win) NCSWIC posted 3 years ago by Sentrolyx 3 years ago by Sentrolyx +729 / -0 114 comments download share 114 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Wait... Santa's not real?!
Santa is real. Anyone who claims otherwise is just a wild conspiracy theorist. Pay them no mind.
So you're telling me a big fat guy getting pulled by magic elk somehow gets to 3 billion houses in one night, AND he can fit down the chimney?
As if!
It's caribou, not elk. Get your facts straight.
But but but Fauci vaccinated him!!! ???
Doesn't matter. Still freezer meat.
He's a shaman who does it using magic mushrooms.
And if you use the same magic mushrooms (whose colors match his red and white suit), you could probably see him when he shows up.
Oh, and the number is far lower than 3 billion -- probably 500 million or so.
It's doable.
?
Believe!
For real. Don’t be a fake Santa denier.
Santa is a conspiracy theory, but the elves are def. for real
where do you think they make all the toys ?