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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just had a hilarious flashback of that one dude doing the hot foot dance when he set himself on fire with his own molotov cocktail.

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back when SNL was actually funny.

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ParkingLotRanger 18 points ago +18 / -0

As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew.

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was saying this to a friend a few weeks ago, that the Earth makes oil and it is infinite, and she looked at me like I had three heads. People are so willing to believe a lie, that oil is scarce and dwindling, but balk at the obvious truth.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

A corporation can effectively live forever and can’t go to jail if they kill someone. The rules should be stricter for corporations.

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ParkingLotRanger 54 points ago +54 / -0

There are only 5 good gun laws; Treat all firearms as if they are loaded. Always keep your firearm pointed in a safe direction. Finger off the trigger until ready to fire. Be certain of your target, line of fire, and what lies beyond it. Always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.

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ParkingLotRanger 23 points ago +23 / -0

Come on. FLORDIA is obviously way bigger than that.

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ParkingLotRanger 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe we can get some decent gas cans back now.

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ParkingLotRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lots of q’s live really kickass lives. My ex wife is a q.

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