What if you stopped wearing masks everywhere you went and if people got on your case about it, you simply tell them that you've already had the vaccine and you're good to go.
The best part is, if they keep pressing, simply respond with "I thought the vaccine was supposed to end the pandemic? Are you saying it doesn't do anything to lessen the severity of the virus? If you're wearing your mask and I got my vaccine, everything should be ok". See their heads spin as the contradiction in the programming within their internal logic processor causes a kernel panic :)
A problem has been detected and your thought engine has been shut down to prevent damage to your brain.
MASK_DOES_NOT_WORK
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error thought, go to sleep. If this thought appears again, follow these steps:
Maybe it's time for you to face reality and accept that masks do not work. Even with taking the vaccine, you still have to wear a mask. Does that even compute at all? Ditch the mask and you will feel 100% better afterwards!
If problems continue, it's time for you to turn the news off, delete your social media accounts and start going outside for a change. Put your phone down and look around you. Scream into the void to shake off the toxins that has been penetrating your brain. Take a deep breath and inhale all of the fresh air into your body. Rinse and repeat without a moist snotrag on your face. Tell the mask pushers to fuck off then laugh while walking away. It's time to WAKE UP AND LIVE YOUR LIFE NORMALLY!!
Technical information:
*** STOP HAMMER TIME!: 17x17171717 (17x17171717, 17x17171717, 17x17171717, 17x17171717)