315 () ? B O O M ! ? posted 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard +316 / -1 26 comments share 26 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I hope our exit from the Biden Train will be smoother than that fellows departure.
That clip should be titled "How to Die or Become Quadraplegic Getting Off Subway".
Just goes to show people can’t get off that Biden train fast enough lol.
worth it
TIL: when jumping from the train do it so you are facing forward when you land.
Tuck and roll like an orange.
We just won’t do anything they say. I know tougher than it sounds but how are you going to make 100 million + people (growing by the day) do what Xiden wants? We are all ready seeing states ignoring the EOs due to ridiculousness.
Didn’t see a mask?!
Jogger doesn't know how physics work.
Should've landed on his left foot at least.
So pretty much his sneakers stopped and his face continued at the trains speed until it hit the floor. Lol
Looks like the "slip-proof" texture near the tracks did it's job nicely.
an object in motion, tends to stay in motion. not today junior.
Inertia is a harsh mistress.
if he was a career politician, that would probably be the quickest and most painless way out.
U get what u fkn deserve.
https://i.maga.host/eoeU32D.png
Dude is lucky he didn't step into a column.
Face plant!
u/#Coffeespit
It would be worth it!
and the physics used in cartoons didn't help either
Or video games, how many times has someone jumped off a train and not even had to roll but just lands on their feet?
true, and movies, but yeah maybe videogames is the biggest reason