Oh dear Mods,

Thou art Gods,

Shills beware,

Do take care,

When you post,

You’ll be toast,

Scream and shout,

Cry and pout,

Mods are based,

They’ll make haste,

You’ll get banned,

Back to your land,

To their credit,

Back to reddit,

Now off with yeh,

Deported by meh,

To your chamber,

Where its safer,

Hear the echos,

Of your ethos,

Fiend of Moloch,

You can’t frolic,

We will quarry,

Our sanctuary,

Thanks to Mods,

Who art Gods.