"Ma'am or ma'an, if wearing a mask works then you shouldn't need other people to wear them when you already are. By trying to engage me in an argument, I am now talking when I otherwise wouldn't. When we talk, micro particles of saliva splatter your face. If you had minded your own business, your face wouldn't be covered with mine right now. Have a nice day."
I can't wear one because I am deathly allergic to tyranny!
"Ma'am or ma'an, if wearing a mask works then you shouldn't need other people to wear them when you already are. By trying to engage me in an argument, I am now talking when I otherwise wouldn't. When we talk, micro particles of saliva splatter your face. If you had minded your own business, your face wouldn't be covered with mine right now. Have a nice day."