Let's hope he spills the beans before he goes. Ideally he'd be able to testify before eliminating himself with a rifle to the back of the head, but that may be too much to ask. We may have to settle for written testimony.
Realistically if he was that close to Clinton. He Definitely knows how they work and may be the ONLY person that could ever effectively hide from them. Just a thought
RIP Doug. ?
Right Doug didn't shoot himself 5 times in the back of the head with his hands tied!
Let's hope he spills the beans before he goes. Ideally he'd be able to testify before eliminating himself with a rifle to the back of the head, but that may be too much to ask. We may have to settle for written testimony.
Realistically if he was that close to Clinton. He Definitely knows how they work and may be the ONLY person that could ever effectively hide from them. Just a thought
Shall we create a bet? DoorKnob suicide or something new?
To be honest, at some point I expect accidental death from improper adrenochrome injection or some shit
The Clintons will need to send a message with this one so I'm going with accidentally feed himself into a woodchipper feet first at low speed.
Car accident
Pffft that's so 2020
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