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posted ago by eagle123 ago by eagle123 +56 / -4

Now I have had a theory that the vaccine is actually real, and a white hat operation against the Deep State's coronavirus research. It doesn't make sense that if "patriots are in control" the vaccine is bad, and nor does it really make sense to me that Trump created Operation Warp Speed to try and kill us all.

I think it is very possible that Trump has given us a gift to humanity. Not only does this vaccine cure the Deep State coronavirus, it also cures the common cold and flu coronaviruses, diseases that kill millions that we don't usually think about.

Knowing that the COVID-19 symptoms are identical to the normal flu and common cold symptoms, read the following carefully:

https://time.com/5942076/proof-covid-19-vaccines-work/

In the NEJM study, researchers included data from nearly 600,000 vaccinated people, and compared them to a similarly sized group of people who hadn’t gotten the vaccine. After two doses, the vaccine, it turned out, was 92% effective in preventing infection and, among those who did get infected, 92% effective in protecting against COVID-19 symptoms, 92% effective in protecting against severe disease, and 87% effective in protecting people from needing hospitalization for COVID-19.

The people who took this were protected against the COVID-19 symptoms as compared to the people who did not take it.

The COVID-19 symptoms are identical to the normal flu.

While we should continue watching this, and while we shouldn't just take the vaccine based on this data, this is certainly cause for celebration. I am happy to continue to pronounce that he did it! Trump cured the common cold!