I hate to keep revisiting this thread, but I feel I really screwed up by not having a scene where Ghislaine Maxwell pulls up in her submarine, in a last ditch effort to rescue Branson-Gates as he falls towards the ocean, only to have Mike Lindell ride in on a waterproof pillow, glorious mustache blowing majestically in the wind. He turns the pillow sharply, like a jet ski, and soaks Maxwell in his wake. He shouts "Let's be perfectly Frank... YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!", pulls down his Blue Blockers and lights her on fire with lasers from his eyes. She melts into the ocean, screeching like the Wicked Witch of the West.
After the eagles and Greenwood finish we're treated to an epilogue of sorts.
GITMO. GEOTUS Trump stands before a giant graveyard, facing the newly formed Media of Good. He gives a stirring speech, dedicating Trump Gitmo's construction to all the patriots who gave their lives to combat evil. Camera pans as bulldozers start to raise the cemetery. The last scene: a solitary tombstone saying "Hillary Clinton - Deepstate Traitor, Pure Evil - 1947-2017". An eagle flies over head and drops an enormous green-white turd, which splashes everywhere, running down the engraving, covering it in steaming shit. A bulldozer knocks it over, a cartoon cloud of noxious gas escapes into the atmosphere to the sounds of dying screams. Nelson Muntz pops up, points and laughs.
"Haaa haaa!"
Credits roll to a rocking rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.
Perfect ending. Thanks lol.
I hate to keep revisiting this thread, but I feel I really screwed up by not having a scene where Ghislaine Maxwell pulls up in her submarine, in a last ditch effort to rescue Branson-Gates as he falls towards the ocean, only to have Mike Lindell ride in on a waterproof pillow, glorious mustache blowing majestically in the wind. He turns the pillow sharply, like a jet ski, and soaks Maxwell in his wake. He shouts "Let's be perfectly Frank... YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!", pulls down his Blue Blockers and lights her on fire with lasers from his eyes. She melts into the ocean, screeching like the Wicked Witch of the West.
After the eagles and Greenwood finish we're treated to an epilogue of sorts.
GITMO. GEOTUS Trump stands before a giant graveyard, facing the newly formed Media of Good. He gives a stirring speech, dedicating Trump Gitmo's construction to all the patriots who gave their lives to combat evil. Camera pans as bulldozers start to raise the cemetery. The last scene: a solitary tombstone saying "Hillary Clinton - Deepstate Traitor, Pure Evil - 1947-2017". An eagle flies over head and drops an enormous green-white turd, which splashes everywhere, running down the engraving, covering it in steaming shit. A bulldozer knocks it over, a cartoon cloud of noxious gas escapes into the atmosphere to the sounds of dying screams. Nelson Muntz pops up, points and laughs.
"Haaa haaa!"
Credits roll to a rocking rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.
Phew my toddler was napping for this one.
Oh, hell yes!!! (Laughs in American)
Have a Khlav Kalash on me, Patriot. ???