Take a page out of the Simpsons playbook and use fake names like, "I.P. Freely" and "Amanda Huggenkiss" when entering the pubs. That is, of course, if you are not required to provide an ID or passport to match.
Bonus: If they question your gender when you use "Amanda Huggenkiss" while being a man, you can use the "Did you just assume my gender?!" card. No doubt they'll have to let you in, otherwise there'd be a row they don't want to have!
Take a page out of the Simpsons playbook and use fake names like, "I.P. Freely" and "Amanda Huggenkiss" when entering the pubs. That is, of course, if you are not required to provide an ID or passport to match.
Bonus: If they question your gender when you use "Amanda Huggenkiss" while being a man, you can use the "Did you just assume my gender?!" card. No doubt they'll have to let you in, otherwise there'd be a row they don't want to have!
Of the old favourite Mike Hunt ?