I had some time on my hands, and I got a little crazy.

Ridiculous Fake President Limericks:

There once was a man called Biden, With a pony soldier beside him, Did steal an election, With massive deception, And multiple basements to hide in.

A demented old geezer named Joe, Knew not his thumb from his toe; They were shocked when they found him, With swamp things around him, Telling him which way to go.

Racy Hunter Limericks:

The laptop Hunter forgot, Got him in water too hot; With girlies and whores, And cocaine galore, And illegal money he got.

A fake leader’s son once spoke: “Get me a hoe and some coke!” The Chinese complied. And then the man cried, “The big ones are too old to poke.”

Sad Covid Limericks:

There once was a virus so grim, That it killed everyone it got in. But then they discovered, The truth had been covered, To hide an unspeakable sin.

The Covid was made in a lab, That Faucci and George Soros had. When it was released, The economy ceased, And both of them had a big laugh.

The people like dumb, stupid sheep, Got the vaccine in their sleep; But then came the palsies, From bones to the ballsies, And none could stay up on their feet.

A sinister rich man named Gates, Promoted vaccines that were fake, To make lots of money, And kill all the dummies, Encroaching upon his estate.

Happy Trump Limericks:

There once was a man named Trump, Whom press people thought was a grump. But what was not seen, Was that he wasn’t mean, He just hated the liars and lumps.

The day in which Trump flew away, Was sadder than any sad day, But he’s coming back, And what’s out of whack, Will be fixed while the evil ones pay.

The Trump baby up in the sky, Was a symbol of things gone awry, They thought to bring shame, But the whole thing was lame, And the day it was popped, they all cried.

A stable genius once said, “Those people aren’t right in the head, Who sniff at the hair, And walk around bare, And shuffle in shoes that are red.”

Horrible Hillary Limericks

I’m sorry, she’s just to awful to joke about.