I like things that go fast, but in my 50 years on this planet I've never once watched an entire NASCAR race start to finish. Sure, I've watched a race for a few minutes but I just can't get past the retarded "all left turn" thing.

I might tune in if they stripped all the safety precautions away, no helmets, no roll bars, no restrictions. And made it into a gladiator, last man standing type of thing. Instead of professional racer car drivers load the cars full of Democrat politicians and tape their hands to the steering wheel with the accelerator glued to the floor. I'd watch that for sure!