749 Heroes! (media.greatawakening.win) WWG1WGA posted 3 years ago by Nyc999944 3 years ago by Nyc999944 +750 / -1 122 comments download share 122 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
“A lawyer, a soldier, and a pillowmaker walk into a bar...”
The Bartender asks "What do you guys want?"
The Lawyer says, "Justice"
The Soldier says, "Peace"
The Pillowmaker says, "Freedom"
The Bartender agrees with them all, but due to COVID they don't have any of those in stock.
The Bartender agrees with them all, and gives them a new drink called WG1WGA!
Then Trump, riding a bald eagle, flies in and gives everyone a hot, steaming cup of Covefe (that Mexico paid for) while America the Beautiful plays in the background and red, white,and blue fireworks exploded outside.
What about Fweedom?
Let me check the cellar.
Ah, yes. Aged 240+ years. Last opened in the 1860s. Ripe for the picking today!
With a Steakup on the side.
Lawyer sues, soldier says "ow", pillowman was cushioned for the blow