When he came across this conservative voter Writin' on a ballot and markin' a spot And the Devil jumped upon a folding chair And said, "Boy, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you pay your taxes, boy, but give the Devil his due I'll bet a suitcase full of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I know better than you"

The voter said, "My name's John, and it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'Cause this country's the best that's ever been

John, you better read your Constitution hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny case full of gold But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

The Devil opened up the Dominion machine and said, "I'll start this show" And fire flew from his fingertips as he tweaked the circuits in a row And he put the board back in the machine and it made an evil hiss And a band of demons joined in, and it sounded somethin' like this

When the Devil finished John said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son But sit down in that chair right there And I'll cite the Constitution!"

"We the people", that's how it's done All the people vote, not just one Crooked politicians may make a lot of dough But justice is coming, and soon everyone will know!

The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden case on the ground at John's feet John said, "Devil, just don't come back here ever again! I done told you once, you son of a bitch Our country is the best that's ever been" he played

"We the people", that's how it's done All the people vote, not just one Crooked politicians may make a lot of dough But justice is coming, and soon everyone will know!