BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING IS RETARDED. DHS to investigate DHS for domestic terrorism.
(twitter.com)
BREAKING NEWS
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“I was the last person I would have expected. But I was looking for me the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!” - DHS apparently.
I’m starting to get the feeling “domestic terrorism” will morph to mean Trump supporters on the very near future
zaklee...and anything 17
Septendecim-phobia. Latin for fear of the number 17.
That future is already here.
Finally they're gonna investigate and take out Antifa and BLM! Took them long enough...
Aww dangit. Is the DS putting me in yet another list by being a patriot?
Which is a kinder, gentler and more convoluted way to say "purge."
I found that letter made more sense when I replaced the first word "colleague's" with the word "comrades" instead, and I read it to myself with a Russian accent.
1/6...'poses the most lethal and persistent terrorism related threat to our country today'
You mean that protest where 500,000 people showed up and one unarmed person died violently at the hands of the capitol police?
Big Brother watches their own closer than enemies.
Full panic SRS.