That's a good point, but honestly it seems more funny to me to make her wait on you, maybe keep complaining about the food and ask for new food, make her run around the restaurant, and then when you're ready to go you don't leave a tip except to say "it's not because of the food quality for the lack of a tip, it's because of your ugly mask and your ugly weave." Then pull a big red honkler nose out of your purse, honk it a few times good and loud, and leave. She'll be reeeing so much her husband AND boyfriend will finally leave her.