I stopped in to a gas station the other day and went inside. I put the mask on my chin as I sometimes do when I want to humor / trigger the retards (I sometimes go no chin mask). Anyway worker 1 checks me in, worker 2 looks over and starts losing his shit. "put your mask up NOW" I tell the retard "na I am leaving in a minute". He starts in on a rant about store policy, public safety etc and about how they wont ring me in. I looked at him and say "na man I am leaving in a minute" and tapped my card in the terminal that the other guy had rang me up. When he saw I paid for my stuff with no mask he actually got red in the face and started running around the counter yelling stuff about masks and telling me to never come back.
The retard was acting like I was trying to rob the place or that I kicked his dog. I am so sick of covidiots.
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I have found that my sense of humor is wired in a way that doesn’t require someone else’s participation in, or even awareness of, a joke in order for me to find it hilarious. In fact, if I’m the only one in on the joke it seems to make it even funnier...